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David Letterman, John McCain and Willow Palin

Ok, so David Letterman may have crossed a line with his recent jokes regarding Sarah Palin and her daughter, with some people even calling for his termination from CBS.

I thought the jokes specifically about Governor Palin were pretty funny- and not the slightest bit out of line- though perhaps slightly off-color.

I did, however, cringe at his quip about Palin’s daughter.

The Governor had taken her 14 year old daughter to a Yankees game while recently visiting New York. Letterman joked on his show that during the Seventh Inning Stretch, Willow, the daughter, got “knocked up” by Alex Rodriguez.

Disgusting, for sure.

I’m not here to condone Letterman’s comments. Personally, I feel that for the most part, children of politicians should be off limits for all of us- late night comedians included. I do make an exception for people such as Megan McCain (John McCain’s daughter) and Bristol Palin (Sarah Palin’s oldest daughter) because A) they are not minors and B) they have chosen a life in the public eye- Megan as a popular blogger, Bristol as a public advocate for abstinence.

Personally, I’m not a fan of the double standard here.

Can you imagine, for example, had Conan O’Brien quipped, during Michelle Obama’s recent trip to London with her daughters, that Sasha (or Malia- pick a kid), had been knocked up by Hugh Grant?

Or worse, Boy George?

David Beckham?

I realize that politically incorrect, often distasteful humor, is par for the course in late night comedic television… but sometimes, as we all know, lines do get crossed, and feelings get hurt.

Unfortunately, and it pains me to say this- as I am a Letterman fan- his so-called apology on the matter was grossly inadequate. Letterman claims that his joke regarding Palin’s daughter was actually geared towards Bristol Palin, but I’m not buying it. Everyone knows Bristol was not the one who accompanied her mother to the Yankees game, and surely,  considering all of Letterman’s staff, if not the big man himself, someone would have picked up on this fact.

This, at best, was a terrible gaffe on the part of his research department. At worst, he knew exactly what he was saying and who he was saying it about.

Regardless, it was a completely inappropriate thing to say.

What enrages me, however, even more than Letterman’s false and disengenuous apology, is certain Republican politicians’ reactions to his comments.

John McCain, for example, when asked his opinion by news source Reuters, stated, “I don’t understand why Letterman would say that about a young woman… They deserve some kind of protection from being the butt of late-night hosts.”

Really?

Funny, considering McCain’s own comments about then-President Bill Clinton’s daughter, Chelsea, on the Letterman show back in 1998:

Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?  Because Janet Reno is her father.

It makes one wonder… are John McCain and friends truly against the idea of people attacking the children of politicians… or does it only become a no-no when said politician is a fellow conservative?

Letterman was wrong for saying the things he said about Willow Palin, and that family deserves a genuine apology.

… But as we all know, peoplewho live in glass houses should not throw stones.

Willow Palin deserves our outrage on her behalf. Unfortunately, when it comes from such sources as John McCain, the anger appears phony, crafted, politically motivated and most of all, horribly hypocritical.

Pedophilia, rape and teenage sex are not humorous topics- regardless of who is making the joke, or who the joke is about.

It is, after all, a national epidemic, as Sarah Palin and family know first hand.

Perhaps, instead of duking it out over which public figures’ children are and aren’t off limits, our time would be better spent advocating on behalf of the children who find themselves the butt of these most reprehensible jokes.

 

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Stimulus, Schools and Sanford

A few weeks ago (on February 24, 2009), Obama addressed the nation in front of a joint session of Congress.

It was a moving speech, focusing primarily on the economy, and the challenges faced by America today.

There were a couple of attendees at the event that are not politicians, but rather, people whose personal stories touched the President and First Lady personally.

One was a banker by the name of Leonard Abess Jr.

Located in Miami, Mr. Abess was recognized for his generosity- he received a $60 million bonus from the proceeds of the sale of his bank’s shares- and rather than keep it for himself, he split it up among his 399 current employees- and more than 70 previous ones.

Another guest of the Obamas was Ty’Sheoma Bethea, an 8th grader from South Carolina.

Once President Obama told her story, we all fell in love with her.

Ty’Sheoma is from a tiny town in South Carolina. Her school is dilapidated- in fact it isn’t even up to code. Classes are interrupted several times a day to allow for the noisy trains that roll through the area.

Desperate for a decent school- a building that isn’t falling apart around her- a place where learning can be uninterrupted, Ty’Sheoma wrote to Barack Obama.

She requested some of the stimulus money for her school.

Her letter read, in part, “We are just students trying to become lawyers, doctors, congressmen like yourself and one day president, so we can make a change to not just the state of South Carolina but also the world. We are not quitters.”

Our President was so moved by her words that he invited Ms. Bethea to attend his speech, sitting with his wife in a place of honor.

We all had warm fuzzies at the close of the speech, knowing there were hundreds of millions of dollars in that stimulus package- set aside just for South Carolina- money that the state’s governor could use for education.

Ty’Sheoma, her fellow students and their teachers can now attend a school that stands on its own and isn’t interrupted by the constant din of passing trains.

Right?

Ha.

Not so much.

Now comes news that South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford will not accept the more than $700 million in stimulus funding that is available for his state.

Money that will patch holes in the roofs of public school buildings… money that will go to purchase school books and teaching supplies- replacing outdated and inaccurate materials… money that will save teachers’ jobs… money that will pay the salaries for qualified educators to join the ranks of the South Carolina Public School System.

Is Governor Sanford really so arrogant as to think we aren’t watching him? Does he believe that we have forgotten Ty’Sheoma Bethea? Does he assume we don’t care about her, her fellow classmates, her teachers and their administrators?

If so, he is sadly mistaken.

Sanford only wants to accept the stimulus money if he gets to choose how to spend it- and has stated if that were the case, he would focus on paying down South Carolina’s other debts- not on extending unemployment benefits and education.

Oh.

In that case, I’m sure Ty’Sheoma will understand.

I mean, let’s face it.

She wasn’t going to be a doctor, lawyer or anything else, right?

 

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Our President’s No Pit Bull… But a Mutt Like Me

I love Barack Obama.

No secret there… no one’s falling over in shock as they read this thinking, “Really? I would have pegged her a McCain chick…”

I love his stance on social issues, I respect the choices he has made in his life, I am inspired by his family- his beautiful and very gracious wife Michelle, as well as their two daughters.

I appreciate his character and strength.

Perhaps most of all, I love his sense of humor.

This was such an emotional campaign… and for all the times he gave us goosebumps or made us cry because of the weight of his words… he has made us laugh.

While certainly no “average” American, he does remember what it was like to be one… he doesn’t pretend to know what he’s doing every second of every day… nor does he try to trick us into thinking he has all the right answers all the time.

When he speaks of his family, I get the sense that he is not the almighty Commander in Chief in his household, but rather, just Dad and hubby.

I was watching some clips from Obama’s press conference yesterday, and once again our President Elect made me proud.

He also made me laugh.

Seems the Obama household faces a dilemma in getting that puppy that was promised to Sasha and Malia.

Due to allergies, it will be necessary to get a hypo-allergenic pooch…

… But if the decision were President Obama’s, he’d prefer “A mutt, just like me”.

Regular readers of mine know that I, too, am a mutt…

… And as such, couldn’t be happier, or more ready to serve my new President.

Here’s the clip:

 

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Truth, Lies, the GOP and White Sheets

Why oh why must so many people believe every single thing they read?

Oh well… gives me something to write about, I guess.

I don’t mind setting the record straight… but this particular rumor left me scratchin’ my head a bit… wondering…http://www.last.fm/group/Bathmen+en+omstreken/forum/84986/_/448038/_/7376896

… What the hell?

Here’s the deal:

There’s this nasty rumor winding its way through the blogosphere, accusing Michelle Obama of contacting a news source by the name of API (African Press International) and raging about all the ridiculous things that are being spread about her husband- even offering favorable treatment to the organization, should they set the record straight about her hubby.

Michelle was incorrectly quoted as going berserk to API, accusing people of ”spreading rumors created by American bloggers and other racist media outlets in their efforts to damage a black man’s name… evil people… out to stop her husband from getting the presidency”.

The article goes on to claim that Mrs. Obama loves her husband, and will give the publication favorable treatment if they would simply set the record straight about her man.

Sigh.

For God’s sake, people…

The story is fakeso say multiple sources, including the ultra-conservative National Review.

They hate Michelle Obama so rest assured… if they’re calling the shit fake…

It’s fake.

Period.

Michelle Obama never called anyone, let alone some weird ass out-there organization called African Press International.

Seriously…

Do we really believe Michelle Obama cares whether the likes of All-American-Blogger (this would be the beloved spouse of Joe Six-Pack) speaks the truth about herself and her husband… so much so that she would call API up on the telephone and say such things?

I mean…

API??

This is not exactly a legitimate news organization… nor is the story itself particularly well-written. For example, Farrakhan is spelled with 2 r’s, not one… and certainly, innauguration is not spelled “innoguration”.

Clearly API’s budget does not include such luxuries as spell check…

I’m not really saying that API’s “statement” is even wrong… in principle… I don’t think anything they claim Michelle said is inaccurate… other than the fact that Michelle said it… cuz she didn’t… 

America has its share of ass-backward bigoted people… bloggers included… so that part is definitely true…

… But why would this woman make a stink about a bunch of racist pricks during a time when her husband is literally kicking John McCain’s ass- up one side and down the other- in the polls?

Plain and simple, she wouldn’t.

This is desperation at its finest.

The Republicans thought for sure they had Obama’s black ass in a sling with all that Bill Ayers/Jeremiah Wright nonsense…

Unfortunately for John McCain and Sarah Palin, when it came down to it, average Americans decided they cared more about the economy, their 401K plans, gas prices, and figuring out how to avoid foreclosures on their homes than they did about whatever completely desperate bunch of bullshit certain rabid conservatives could cook up this time.

The Republican Party simply cannot bring itself to operate as if the average American actually has a brain… and is therefore capable of individual thought and open-mindedness…

The GOP is proving yet again that the only bag of tricks they have left is one scare tactic after another…

Fear mongering at its finest.

I understand Halloween is just around the corner but… please…

Take off the fucking sheets…

Let’s debate some issues that actually exist for a change.

 

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Only In America…

Boy am I excited.

The Democratic National Convention really has me goin’.

I was at my desk today, about to get off work, and my supervisor says, “You’re glowing! Got a hot date?”

I gleefully told her that I’m just excited about getting home and tuning in to watch Obama speak tonight.

No really- it’s true.

I have loved every second of this thing… from Michelle Obama’s loving tribute to her husband to Hillary and Bill’s hearty- and genuine- endorsement of their candidate…

Barack Obama.

I was moved to tears when Beau Biden stood tall and proudly introduced his father- and I hope we all fulfill that single request to take care of his dad for him while he’s overseas.

Joe Biden got me boohooin’ all over again, talking about his mother… she is the cutest little thing… and feisty too (!)… and I believe him… really believe him when he talks about what this country so desperately needs…

Change.

I also believe that Barack and Michelle Obama, with the help of Joe and Jill Biden, and Hillary and Bill Clinton… along with so many others… will make it happen…

Together.

For the first time ever, I can say that this is a team of politicians I truly believe in… and dare I say… actually trust.

We had our drama, our party divisions… but at the end of the day, we have made history… and though I am sitting on the sidelines… I love that I am a witness to it.

How many people, on this, the 45th anniversary of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have a Dream” speech, ever thought they would live to see the day when an African American man could stand so tall and accept the Democratic nomination for the President of the United States?

Even John McCain stopped his smears long enough to congratulate Obama on a job well done.

History in the making…

Only in America.

This week I have again fallen madly in love with my country, my party, my candidate…

I hope you have too.

 
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Posted by on August 28, 2008 in Life, News, Politics, Race, War on Terror

 

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The Audacity of Hood

Michelle Obama gave a helluva speech at the Democratic National Convention last night.

It was passionate, it was heartfelt, and it was honest.

More than anything I was struck by the love this woman has for her husband… it feels real, and that’s refreshing after having to observe the marriage-of-convenience types like Bill and Hillary, as well as Cindy and John.

I was left with the impression that no matter what path Barack Obama had chosen in life- be it that of a great politician or a more humble blue-collar laborer, Michelle Obama would love him no less.

BUT (come on, you had to know it was coming)-

In perusing today’s headlines, reading people’s thoughts with regards to Michelle’s words from yesterday evening, I find myself growing more and more frustrated… wait, agitated… no, downright furious.

What in God’s name is with those of you who are so “surprised” at how “articulate” and “well-spoken” she is?

Or, my personal favorite, “Wasn’t Michelle in that movie Boyz in the Hood?”

Ahh, ignorance at it finest.

These are the same people who would tell you in an instant that racism no longer exists in this country.

Yet somehow it’s still possible for an African American- despite her Ivy League education- to shock millions of people when she steps to the podium at the DNC and…

Lord help me…

… does not commence to shuckin’ and jivin’.

Where’s the Ebonics? Where are all the grammatical errors?

Aww damn…

Don’t tell me this woman can actually speak the King’s English!

Her name is Michelle Obama, not Aunt Jemima.

As a child she skipped second grade and then later went on to attend college at both Princeton University and Harvard Law School.

She has more education than the vast majority of the people in this nation- hell, world- and yet, because her skin is brown, she’s somehow expected to be… what? 

Stupid?

Ignorant?

Ghetto?

Now had she been Ivy League educated and stood at that podium talking about how she “don’t know nuthin’ ’bout birthin’ no babies”, that would have been shocking…

Or perhaps had she started her speech with a hearty shout-out to her peeps back in the ’hood, reprezentin’ the ”SOUTH SIEEED!”, fist pumped in the air…

I’d have given all y’all a free pass…

It’s almost as if people expected her to show up to this thing with a 40 oz. of Olde English (OE for those who know wuz up) in hand, opening comments being, “Imma need to pour a li’l liquor out for da homies”.

The fact is, she wasn’t going to do any of those things… and that so many people actually expected such a show from her is… well…

Disgusting.

The audacity…

 
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Posted by on August 26, 2008 in Life, News, Politics, Race

 

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The New Yorker, Obama, McCain and Crack Pipes

I am one of those that got offended by the New Yorker’s most recent Obama cartoon.

It was completely disgusting.

The artist claims this nonsense was supposed to be satire, not ignorance… and it certainly wasn’t meant to be cruel.

Really? Perpetuating false stereotypes is supposed to be funny?

Huh.

I guess I don’t get it.

I do wonder though… Instead of poking fun at things that aren’t even real- like Obama’s fictional Muslim roots, or his wife Michelle’s unfounded militant personality- why not talk about some things that are true?

For instance, here’s a little “satire” about Cindy McCain…

She’s a recovering drug addict… and not just an addict… but… *gasp*… a criminal

She was caught stealing pills- percocets actually- from a non-profit medical relief organization… and hey- it wasn’t just any ol’ organization…  

It was the one she founded.

None of us heard about it when it actually happened because she has more money than God and was able to make it all go away.

She merely had to agree to close down her non-prof org and spend a little court-ordered time in a swanky rehab facility.

It was more of a court-ordered sabbatical really.

Are we laughing yet? 

No?

Hmm… well how ’bout this one then…

Did y’all hear the one about how John McCain cheated on his first wife- not only with Cindy (she was Cindy Hensley at the time), but countless other women as well?

Seems he had a hard time keepin’ it in his pants.

This, in spite of the fact that Carol McCain had faithfully waited for her hubby-dearest for five-and-a-half years while he was a POW in Vietnam.

Ready for the punchline?

It seems that while John McCain was locked up overseas his wife was in a horrible car accident- she broke both her legs, shattered her pelvis and ruptured her spleen.

She was physically scarred from the accident and due to surgeries that ultimately saved her life (not to mention a full six months in the hospital) unfortunately found herself a full four inches shorter than she used to be.

Gone was the beautiful former swimsuit model countless men had lusted after… McCain’s wife was instead (at least temporarily) confined to a wheelchair and had a catheter.

Plus, she’d gained a few pouds.

So what’d our fabulously moral Johnny boy do?

Wait for it, folks…

He left her for another woman.

Hee hee!

Oh wait- still not laughing?

Did I even get as much as a chuckle outta ya?

No? Well alright, I’ll try one more time then… perhaps this one’s a bit funnier…

Did you hear the one where Senator McCheater applied for the marriage license to tie the knot with new-love Cindy a full month before his divorce from wifey numero uno was even final?

HA, HA, HA!

I mean, that’s funny, right?

Ok- maybe not… but hey- at least it’s true, and in my opinion it’s about as flippin’ hilarious as a cartoon of Obama in a turbin… fist-bumpin’ his gun totin’ wife… with an image of a burning American flag in the fireplace.

And hang on- is that Bin Laden’s portrait hanging over the mantle?

Mercy.

I have a hard time imagining any publication running- in contrast- a cartoon featuring Cindy McCain strung out with crack pipe in hand wearing prison stripes behind bars… all while begging her hubby to wait for her- and for the love of God- please remain faithful!

Or something like this…

As poor taste as this is, at least it’s true.

Why do Barack and Michelle Obama keep getting so much shit for things that are not real- his “ties” to the Nation of Islam, his “relationship” with Farakhan, Michelle’s “hatred” of this country- while Cindy and John McCain get to skate, completely unscathed and untouched by the legitimately ugly skeletons in their own closets?

The McCains certainly leave much to be desired in the morality-slash-integrity category.

Perhaps the Obamas should consider themselves lucky.

It seems that due to the lack of real ammunition against them, people are having to fall back on merely making shit up.

Harty har har.

 
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Posted by on July 14, 2008 in Addiction, Funny, Humor, Life, News, Politics, War on Terror

 

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“Whitey” Never Happened, Neither Did Most of the Other Nonsense…

Can we please just put an end to this crap?

Michelle Obama never used the word “whitey” while speaking from the pulpit at Trinity United Church of Christ.

As a matter of fact, she has never even spoken from the pulpit at Trinity at all.

Ever.

Simply because Trinity UCC is predominantly black (and proud of it) does not make it, nor any of its members- the Obamas included- evil.

How many of you attend all white churches? Bet you don’t think there’s anything wrong with that… so why the hell should Obama or anyone else apologize for worshipping at a mostly black one?

Who cares that it was once-upon-a-time led by Rev. Wright?

What about Rev. Hagee? Or Pat Robertson? Those two guys- legitimately- have a helluva lot more to apologize for than Wright does, with all their hate-mongering and scare tactics.

As a matter of fact, so do all those nasty Catholic Priests who’ve been preying on little boys.

Religion is controversial. Period. No matter what your damn denomination is.

Whatever.

I’m pissed, dammit… but moving on… cuz that ain’t the only thing I need to cover…

Next, Barack Obama is NOT hiding his birth certificate, and in fact, you can even see it here.

He’s not Muslim, he wasn’t raised Muslim, and he did NOT attend a Muslim school- ever. He lived in a country that has a large Muslim population for a while… but because his parents weren’t wealthy enough to send him to the neighboring private Catholic school, he instead attended the non-religious public school… much like what exists in this country.

He has always been, and still remains, a devout Christian.

All these stupid rumors are debunked on Obama’s new website, and thank God for whoever’s idea it was to set this thing up.

I don’t expect everyone to love Obama, nor do I expect everyone to agree with his political views- hell, I don’t even expect everyone to like the guy. That’s what makes this a great country to live in. We don’t have to agree with each other all the time.

But jeez… cut the guy some slack. Just because Farakhan endorsed him doesn’t mean he’s Muslim… or that he has plans to take over the world by rockin’ Black Power.

Just as McCain doesn’t necessarily agree with Hagee’s comments about the Holocaust- in spite of the fact that he publicly sought Hagee’s endorsement- which by the way is something that Obama never did- not with Rev. Wright or Farakhan- Obama doesn’t necessarily agree with their words either.

I have the freedom to “Barack the vote”, and others have the freedom to vote for that old fart McCain- or anyone else they choose.

It’s cool. Really.

What infuriates me beyond words are the lies.

If someone dislikes Obama- that’s ok- dislike him… but dislike him for legitimate reasons, and stop the vicious lies.

Stop being sheep, and quit following the herd cuz it’s the most convenient thing to do.

Just because someone prints something, writes it out in black and white, doesn’t make it true.

Shame on those of you who believe this nonsense being said about Obama… and shame on you same people for forwarding it to your friends and adding fuel to the fire.

Think for yourselves. Educate yourselves. Know what’s important to you- and then pick the candidate that will best represent you.

Putting a bunch of crap that isn’t even true out there is ignorant, and quite frankly makes those of you who take it all at face value look stupid.

 
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Posted by on June 12, 2008 in Life, News, Politics, Race, Religion

 

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