Ok, it’s official.
We are facing an oil crisis.
No, no, it’s not the fact that we are on the eve of Katrina 2 (err… Gustav) making landfall in the Gulf…
Nor is it the fact that the cost of gas has been so high lately that I’ve considered buying a horse and buggy to get from one place to the next…
… But rather…
It’s the fact that P. Diddy has been forced to fly commercial.
Oh man.
We are in trouble now.
Times are officially tough when a man whose net worth tops $346 million finds himself having to cut back due to gas prices.
As you can imagine, Mr. Diddy isn’t too happy about these most recent developments, having issued a plea to the peeps in Saudi Arabia to show a brotha some love…
… In the form of free gas.
I mean really- P. diddy should never be forced to lower himself to such levels as flying commercial!
And hey- if Diddy doesn’t deserve a break, who does?
