I’m feeling a little discriminated against.
Now I don’t typically follow the goings on of megachurches, but this caught my eye.
It seems that Reverand Ed Young, in his attempt to strengthen the bond of married couples, is challenging them to have sex at least once a day for the next 7 days.
Why can’t the un-married folks participate?
That’s a challenge I could really get involved in!
Reverand Young feels that sex outside the sanctity of marriage is a sin.
… And while I understand he’s not the only one who feels this way…
I feel as if I am being excluded from an activity I could definitely benefit from, simply by nature of the fact that I am single.
I am issuing a challenge of my own to all you sinnin’ heathens out there…
… Have sex, and have lots of it… non-stop if you can, for the next 14 days!
We’ll beat that ol’ rev at his own game.
Hope everyone has fun, and please- for the sake of your souls, do not forget to get on your knees…
… No, not for that, you perverts…
You’ll need to get on your knees and pray to God for forgiveness when you’re done.
No need to spend eternity in hell, all cuz of the fun of 2 short weeks, right?
After all, a sin’s a sin… and we probably don’t want to take any chances.
I’m just sayin’.