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Joe The Plumber, Queers and Honkies

Joe the Plumber, while not my most favorite person in the world, certainly provides me endless entertainment.

For that reason, he can’t be all bad.

Well, that’s not completely true.

He certainly is fun though!

Most recently, Joe was hatin’ on gay people… enjoying his favorite past-time of judging others in the name of God.

My, my, my.

What a Christian thing to do.

He’s had friends, you know, in the past, who are gay… and he’s cool with them and all…

… but he’d never let those “queers” around his kids.

He even took the time to defend his use of the word “queer”, claiming it is not a slur, nothing derogatory.

It simply means “strange” or “unusual”… it’s not really really ignorant, like calling a white person a honky, for example.

Cuz that’s what gay people are, after all.

Queer.

Funny, considering good ol’ Joe is much more queer- as in strange and usual- than any gay person I’ve ever known.

I wouldn’t think twice about allowing someone who’s homosexual around my children.

No way in hell, however, is Joe the Plumber ever gettin’ anywhere near ’em.

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Senility, Pouting and Joe the Plumber

John McCain’s boo-hooin’ again… blaming Barack Obama for some shit he brought on himself.

Well now… that’s downright unheard of.

McCain’s most recent complaint involves Joe the Plumber. He thinks Obama is smearing good ol’ JTP.

Interesting, don’t you think?

Obama met Joe before McCain did (if we aren’t buying into any of the theories that Joey boy was planted by the Republicans, that is).

Senator McCain, however, is the one who dragged Joe into this mess.

Not Obama.

It was McCain who oh-so-earnestly gazed into our eyes during Tuesday night’s debate, and bellyached his shriveled little heart out…

So…

John McCain dragged Joe the Plumber into the national spotlight… and then blamed Obama because…

Joe the Plumber’s in the spotlight?

I believe McCain is displaying signs of senility.

Seriously.

We’re in the middle of one of the most contentious Presidential elections in recent history… rumors are flying about both candidates… the blogosphere and main stream media are perpetually going berserk over every single thing of importance to these campaigns… and a whole hell of a lot of shit that isn’t…

… And McCain didn’t think all those factcheckers, bloggers, reporters… Jealous Joe Six-Packs… would find out every little thing we possibly could about this new guy… this…

Plumber.

Well, except that he probably isn’t a plumber… he’s lacking that pesky license. 

But whatever.

What I’m trying to say is, none of this is Obama’s fault.

Clearly McCain never learned his lesson from way back when he forgot to vet Palin.

It’s never a good idea, when running for office, to neglect to thoroughly research someone you are aligning yourself with… sharing the national spotlight with.

It’ll fuck you up every time.

Oops.

Watch your step, McCain…

… Looks like you tripped…

Again.